WTF?!
I can't make this stuff up...
On my way back to my office from lunch I stepped onto a waiting elevator which was empty — remember that fact, it's going to come in handy. I stood to one side by the buttons on the left side — remember what I just said about the buttons. A man stepped on the same aforementioned elevator and stood in front of me...like six inches off my tits.
Da fuck?! Did I wear my cloak of invisibility to lunch again? There's like 120 square feet of empty space in this box and this mafucka chose to stand directly in front of me. There is literally not another soul anywhere near this elevator inside or out — remember what I said before about it being empty. There's even another set of buttons on the right side of the car.
His ass better be on the high functioning end of the spectrum to try and pull this shit on me.
"Umm excuse me? King dickhead?! You want to step the fuck off? This ain't YOUR elevator and I'm NOT invisible! Get the fuck up off me!!"
I counted a silent five in my head while I contemplated kidney punching him hard enough to make him soil his suit.
Men, let me warn you right now, this behavior is entirely unacceptable and unless you want a stiletto in your ass you will learn to give a sistah space!
I need a woosah...where's my wine?
On my way back to my office from lunch I stepped onto a waiting elevator which was empty — remember that fact, it's going to come in handy. I stood to one side by the buttons on the left side — remember what I just said about the buttons. A man stepped on the same aforementioned elevator and stood in front of me...like six inches off my tits.
Da fuck?! Did I wear my cloak of invisibility to lunch again? There's like 120 square feet of empty space in this box and this mafucka chose to stand directly in front of me. There is literally not another soul anywhere near this elevator inside or out — remember what I said before about it being empty. There's even another set of buttons on the right side of the car.
His ass better be on the high functioning end of the spectrum to try and pull this shit on me.
"Umm excuse me? King dickhead?! You want to step the fuck off? This ain't YOUR elevator and I'm NOT invisible! Get the fuck up off me!!"
I counted a silent five in my head while I contemplated kidney punching him hard enough to make him soil his suit.
Men, let me warn you right now, this behavior is entirely unacceptable and unless you want a stiletto in your ass you will learn to give a sistah space!
I need a woosah...where's my wine?
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